一．A gentleman was invited for dinner.
When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig."
But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him.
He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"Thats terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.
五． Father:Uh, oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn. Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”
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“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.
“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother. “I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.” 他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
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